Kids think quick

موضوع: Kids think quick الإثنين أكتوبر 05, 2009 4:36 pm

Kids think quick

TEACHER
: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
MARIA : Here it is!

TEACHER : Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS : Maria!

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TEACHER
: Why are you late, Frank?
FRANK : Because of the sign.
TEACHER : What sign?
FRANK : The one that says,
"School Ahead, Go Slow."
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TEACHER : John, why are you doing your math. multiplication on the floor?
JOHN : You told me to do it without using tables!

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TEACHER : Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
GLENN : K-R-O-K-O-D- A-I-L"
TEACHER : No, that's wrong
GLENN : Maybe it s
wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!
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TEACHER : Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD : H I J K L M N O!!
TEACHER : What are you talking about?
DONALD : Yesterday you said it's H to O!

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TEACHER : Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE : Me!
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TEACHER : Goss, why do you always get so dirty?

GOSS
: Well,I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.

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TEACHER : Millie, give me a sentence starting with"I."
MILLIE : I
is...
TEACHER : No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."

MILLIE : All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."

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TEACHER
: Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?
TINO: Sir, my Mother and
Father got married on the same day, same time."
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry

tree, but also admitted doing it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father

didn't punish him?"
LOUIS : Because George still had
the ax in his hand.
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TEACHER
: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?

SIMON : No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good
cook.
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TEACHER : Clyde , your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the
same as

your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE
:
No, teacher, it's the same dog!;
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TEACHER
: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when

people
are no longer interested?
HAROLD : A
teacher.

موضوع: رد: Kids think quick الإثنين أكتوبر 05, 2009 5:15 pm

very funnu kids